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Figure Skating Jump Harnesses: Amusing to Watch
You all know that I’m not a figure skating coach or a figure skater. My involvement is purely that of a parent in the stands. I gotta tell you: watching a lesson with Ice Girl in the ceiling or pole harness is pretty darn amusing. In fact it’s so amusing that Ice Dad will often get out of bed to watch a 6 a.m. harness lesson.
The Ceiling Harness
What it is: The ceiling jump harness is a giant pulley system mounted to the rink’s ceiling at one end of the ice. The cable spans the rink end and a pulley wheel slides along it. Over the pulley wheel is a rope with knots on one end for the coach to hang onto and the other end has a harness that wraps around the figure skater’s torso. Skater and coach skate in a straight line and the coach tugs on the rope to assist the figure skater with the jump.
Today is Rinkformation’s joint posting day. Check out our other posts about jumps
Ice Girl: swinging like bait from the jump harness
Synchro Mom: do synchronized skaters jump?
Why it’s fun to watch: Ice Coach pulls on Ice Girl, but it’s a lot of work for a short coach to haul my kid up in the air. Ice Girl is also in the habit of not falling, which sounds weird to normal people’s ears, but as parents, we know that skaters have to fall to learn a jump. So, Ice Coach sometimes assists Ice Girl with the jump, but not the landing. The landing/fall isn’t as hard as a totally unassisted landing/fall, so it’s pretty safe to laugh at Ice Girl’s comic expression. I can’t imagine why she’s surprised that Ice Coach lets her fall, but it stuns Ice Girl every time.
It’s also pretty funny to watch Ice Girl on the harness when she thinks Ice Coach is assisting her, but Ice Coach isn’t. What I mean is that the rope is in Ice Coach’s hands, but it’s slack. Ice Girl will skate into her double Salchow, land a big one on one foot, and grin at Ice Coach. Ice Coach shows Ice Girl the loose rope and they laugh. Ice Girl thinks it was a joint effort, but it wasn’t, which is fun. The problem is that she can’t replicate that stupid jump with consistency off the harness. I swear, I’m going to sew, bedazzle, and market my own line of fake harnesses for figure skaters to wear when practicing off the harness. Those would sell big, I tell you.
The Pole Harness
What it is: It’s a giant fishing pole with a foam-wrapped handle for the coach and a harness on the end where you’d normally see a hook. The figure skater and the coach skate around the rink together and the coach supports the skater somewhat when the skater jumps. It’s not the same at all as the coach pulling on the ceiling harness. It’s more like the coach is preventing the skater from taking a hard fall than giving the skater a lot of lift. The skater is hauling herself up in the air, not the coach. The problem is that Ice Coach’s arms really hurt after a pole harness session. She’s going to have buff arms, though.
This week’s Ask the Expert: World-level Coach and Pole Harness expert Nick Perna. This Wednesday, April 21 on IceMom.net.
Why it’s fun to watch: Ice Girl is just a tiny bit taller than Ice Coach, so that makes Ice Coach’s job kind of tough. She has to skate next to Ice Girl and leverage the pole to keep a taller person from splatting on the ice. It’s kind of comical to see this little gal struggle to land my figure skater/fish.
It’s a giant fishing pole. Truly, it’s comical. My kid skates around like a fast fish on a hook and line. Tiny Ice Coach chases after her like some crazy fisherman trying to land a lunker. You know, it’s not that funny when I type it, but it’s a good time when I’m watching.
Again, when Ice Girl falls, it’s pretty safe to laugh because the falls aren’t too painful. The kid now wears butt pads (wonderful!) so, it’s more like Ice Coach is setting Ice Girl down on the ice.
You know, it sounds like Ice Dad and I are the worst parents when we sit in the stands drinking coffee and laughing as our kid takes some very awkward falls. In our defense, we do clap when she lands one or shout over the hockey glass encouragement if the rink’s not very full. I just asked Ice Girl if we’re bad parents for laughing and she says she won’t agree or deny. Now she says kinda. Hmm.
Well, sorry, Ice Girl, but I wouldn’t miss your harness lessons for a Monty Python marathon. It’s just funny to watch. Poor baby.
So, parents, what do you think of the harnesses? Do you think they help your skater? Do you prefer one to the other? Do you find the jump harnesses as amusing as I do or am I just warped? It’s O.K. you can be honest.
Have you entered our April contest yet? Submit your embarrassing rink story to: info@rinkformation.net Deadline: 4/30/10
Photo credits:
Bait shop: Ricky Montalvo on Flickr.com Creative Commons
Fishing for crocodiles: Happy Little Nomad on Flickr.com Creative Commons
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